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A True Valentine's Day Massacre... of the Heart!

Posted on Feb 11 in separator Comments41 Comments | References1 Reference

Valentine's Day has got to be my least favorite time of year. The weather is shitty, the days are short, and to make matters even worse, men are expected to perform superhuman feats of romanticism. Chocolate hearts, crappy poems, over-priced dinners that you forgot to make a reservation for...

Can't a player get a break?

Well, maybe this guy will. I hear he went to Jared's. Click below to find out how things go...