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A True Valentine's Day Massacre... of the Heart!

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Valentine's Day has got to be my least favorite time of year. The weather is shitty, the days are short, and to make matters even worse, men are expected to perform superhuman feats of romanticism. Chocolate hearts, crappy poems, over-priced dinners that you forgot to make a reservation for...

Can't a player get a break?

Well, maybe this guy will. I hear he went to Jared's. Click below to find out how things go...


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On February 11, 2010 Unregistered Commenterbroken heart, broken seal said:

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On February 11, 2010 Unregistered Commenterterri w. said:

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On February 11, 2010 Unregistered Commentercupid said:

My aim has seen better days. I blame beer googles.

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On February 11, 2010 Unregistered Commenterdoucheburger said:

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On February 11, 2010 Unregistered Commenterasshole tom said:

he should have got her a dick in the box instead ;-)

On February 12, 2010 Unregistered Commenterlauren said:

hahaha this happened to my brother in real life

On February 13, 2010 Unregistered Commentermr. chinup said:

agreed. should have gave her a dick n a box.

On February 21, 2010 Unregistered Commenterstu gibblets said:

last time I had a Valentine's Fail was when I tried to take my robotic poontang into the bathtub with me ouch!

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