Larry Flint's PORNO BAILOUT
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Times are tough for everyone. The housing market has sunk, your credit's in the shitter, and Wall Street is smellin' more like Ball Street. (As in "not pleasant", you nasty bastard!)
But for every Joe Schmoe that can't make the rent, there are three cock/anal/vag-hungry porn stars struggling to get a little facial time in an already brutal industry. But while these adult stars continue to seek any professional opening that will have them, the work is steadily slipping away to non-paying fields. Like amateur upskirt videos of your cheating ex-girlfriend (Revenge is sweet!) or the bajillions of trillobytes of FREE INTERNET PORN that litters your internet browser history.
That's why "Hustler" founder Larry Flint and "Girls Gone Wild" guru Joe Francis headed up to Capitol Hill to ask Uncle Sam to chip in a little bit, instead of just bootlegging it off of Pornotube like always does, that cheap bastard...
Will they get the money they ask for? Will the frigid old Senator broad ever give it up? Can Donald Ballsack pull out the proverbial MONEYBALL with his career before his roommate Gary snaps???
These questions and more, my friends, await you below...
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The amount he is planning to spend on anal beads is surely not enough...
DD Span? As in bra size?
Real mature guys...
GOBBLE GOBBLE
ROT IN HELL, CUM DUMPSTER!!! FUCKIN SPAMMER PEACES OF SHIT!
y don't u get sumbody a little more bald to play me next time!
U GOT SERVD!!!
This is what I'd prefer my portion of the national debt to be put to use. Imagine if porn budgets were handed out by the American Government. No more amateur hour!
YOU'RE AMATEUR!
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