Digital Funtown

I pity the unlucky su-mu-mu-bitch that crosses Billy Ray Cyrus's brood! Especially his sweet, money-makin' daughter, Miley.

This little kid should have known better. With all the fancy technology, you'd think kids today would have a little more advanced set of survival skills. Or, at least, that they'd have Googled "How to not open the door for fuming celebrity dads and their killer vendetta".

All I know is, if your last name is Jonas, you'd better be looking over your shoulder approximately every 30 seconds. Because when Billy Ray strikes, it's quick and brutal. Ain't no amount of martial arts lessons that'll defend from this Southern Kung-Fu!

Believe it, you su-mu-mu-bitch!... And DUCK!