Digital Funtown

Senator John McCain is essentially an estranged, formerly abusive husband who crashed his pickup into his inlaws’ garage while in the grip of a Monday night bender and now he’s shirtless on the front lawn yelling "I didn’t mean it! I’m a changed man! Give me another shot, America!"

Are you going to give the Republicans another shot, America?

No, America, I don’t think it’s a good idea to let him come in for just a minute, just to see the kids. Don’t you remember what happened last time? He urinated in the umbrella stand and then voted with George Bush 90% of the time.