some Political Humour that we just made up.
- John McCain is so out of touch. How out of touch is he? He thinks an IHOP is a pogo stick made by Apple.
- John McCain is so confused. How confused is he? When the press asked him who would make his Presidential cabinet he said Ty Pennington.
- What does John McCain see when he closes his eyes at night? His crippled ex-wife and three children that he abandoned in 1980.
That last one might need some work.



Comments (4)
ahhhh........love it...love it....LMAO
McCain's wife is crippled? For real? His current wife looks like a robot. I got one - Cindy McRobot. Hahahaha.
my fav is the ty pennington joke - that's original - you think mccain will shed a tear when the cabinet is built (like they do on the show). na-ha.
lol those jokes were so bad they're funny