Digital Funtown

Do you believe in Magic? 'Aye, if yer Barry Potter ya do! And if yous were 'im, I'd bet ya sleep in a weirdly-shaped broom closet and wore cape every day of yer darn magical life! But what's up with yer roomate Bob? You never seem to talk about 'im, Barry. And how longs he been growin' that beard fer? It's almost as long as mine, yer old giant buddy Hag-- err, ... your old giant buddy Hatgrid...

And what's up with the secret mystery of the Order of the Tang Dynasty???

Only one way to find out, I guess. Better click on the magical picture below!

Valentine's Day has got to be my least favorite time of year. The weather is shitty, the days are short, and to make matters even worse, men are expected to perform superhuman feats of romanticism. Chocolate hearts, crappy poems, over-priced dinners that you forgot to make a reservation for...

Can't a player get a break?

Well, maybe this guy will. I hear he went to Jared's. Click below to find out how things go...

We live in modern times, dangerous times. People are strapping themselves with bombs any place they can find a spot -- in their shoes, sewn into their underwear. Agent Jack Bowser is one of the men that stands between the threat of annihilation and underwear bombs.

Does he go too far? Well, I don't know. That would depend on what you consider "far". And also what you consider "too far". Do the ends justify the means? Who can say for sure? I can't. To be honest, I'm not even sure what that saying means...

Click below to see if Jack Bowser saves the day and then hold on to your butts...

Marriage is a tough. But making the perfect sandwich can be even worse. Watch as this married couple struggles to come to grips with the Salami Situation.

But what befalls the salami, I can assure you, you will never see coming...