Digital Funtown

The treehouse was rocking on the night of Nov 4th when CNN announced that Obama won Ohio.  It was all over baby! I bet the 'Cupps took special pride in the victory as they were responsible for making sure Rev. Wright never reared his ugly head in the last couple months.  Because he's decomposing in a barrel of lime at the south end of Grant Park.   

I think BCN scared McCain into not talking about Rev. Wright in the final weeks of the campaign.  (BCN strapped him to a rocket in Colonel Comes To Town) McCain was afraid of some Nutcups retribution and decided against his advisers' will to not even discuss Rev. Wright on the campaign trail.

Change in 2008!  Yes We Did!

Senator John McCain is essentially an estranged, formerly abusive husband who crashed his pickup into his inlaws’ garage while in the grip of a Monday night bender and now he’s shirtless on the front lawn yelling "I didn’t mean it! I’m a changed man! Give me another shot, America!"

Are you going to give the Republicans another shot, America?

No, America, I don’t think it’s a good idea to let him come in for just a minute, just to see the kids. Don’t you remember what happened last time? He urinated in the umbrella stand and then voted with George Bush 90% of the time.

To all of you who care about the environment! Check out and spread the word about KIDZVERSE.com - dedicated to teach kids about CONSERVATION! Chi-town's very own voice that speaks the news, Suntimes, just published an article about KIDZVERSE, featuring its lovable characters singing, dancing and reading at the Lincoln Park Spooky Zoo event. Oh, you must see the little munchkins in their adorable Halloween costumes that showed up to hang out with Melody & Correl and support conservation! If you want to make a difference, donate Melody & Correl books to economically challenged schools!

I predict Slutty Sarah Palin will be the #1 Halloween costume of 2008. 

Terrorist Obama, Geriatric McCain, and Joe the Plumber will all be close runners-up. 

Slutty Amy Winehouse was 2007's most popular costume.  Following the crowning ceremony, a video of Winehouse smoking crack surfaced on the internet and thus began her speedball-fueled tailspin.  Here's to hoping for a similar end to the 2008 winner's career.

Joe is out on the campaign trail with McCain this week, humbly giving the people his perspective on septic tanks and overalls.  But on Tuesday he went rogue, claiming that Obama will destroy Israel if elected.

Really?  A shaved-headed Kraut named Joe (Josef?) Wurzelbacher thinks that a liberal Harvard-educated lawyer has designs on eliminating the Jews.

Joe, in the field of psychology we call that "projecting".  Go clean a toilet, anti-semite.