Digital Funtown

We live in modern times, dangerous times. People are strapping themselves with bombs any place they can find a spot -- in their shoes, sewn into their underwear. Agent Jack Bowser is one of the men that stands between the threat of annihilation and underwear bombs.

Does he go too far? Well, I don't know. That would depend on what you consider "far". And also what you consider "too far". Do the ends justify the means? Who can say for sure? I can't. To be honest, I'm not even sure what that saying means...

Click below to see if Jack Bowser saves the day and then hold on to your butts...

Marriage is a tough. But making the perfect sandwich can be even worse. Watch as this married couple struggles to come to grips with the Salami Situation.

But what befalls the salami, I can assure you, you will never see coming...

When is an ex-professional wrestler too irrelevant to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs? Apparently at a point further along in Washed-Updom than Randy Savage is. Poor guy couldn't keep his wits about himself once the drugs took hold. Who can blame him? That salvia's powerful shit!

His freakout is our entertainment...

Celebrities can be inconsiderate douche bags. Like this dude, lives his entire life looking like a bum and then one day -- BOOM! -- suddenly he's a famous bum. And all because some celebrity douche bag decided to not shower for a couple months.

Life's a bitch. This dude knows all about it...